Oh, goody, it's May 25th, 2020.
That means it's the 43rd anniversary of the release of the original Star Wars movie. It also means, purely coincidentally, that M. WADE HEFTY BAG O' SHIT O'GOOGOLPLEX has just completed its 43rd sit-and-spin orbital rotation on this lovely and quite possibly unique planet, Earth, a.k.a., Terra or Gaia, about its Sun, the star Sol, in the Solar (Stellar) System.
Frig him. Sideways. Jackass.