For many years, BIG Y'EYEMAH and LOSETURD Q. McNEBBISH had a marriage just right.
Living in TrumpWorld, they worked minimum wage jobs by day and slept in their trailer by night.
But one day BIG Y'EYEMAH ate so much corned cheese and so many beans that her bowels were all gassy a fright;
'Til finally from her backside there blew a methane wind with such gaseous might,
That she launched herself into Earth orbit and achieved her dream of commercial space flight.
And LOSETURD was left for the rest of his days to ponder his plight;
While into GOP smoggy heavens he gazed, hoping to catch a glimpse of BIG Y'EYEMAH's big backside reflecting the dazzling Sun at dawn's first light.