"OOOH! OOOH! MOMMY! CAN I KEEP HIM?? CAN I KEEP HIM?? I ALWAYS WANTED ONE!!"
"I dunno -- a Baby Oooza is a lot of work. If I say yes, then I'm counting on you to be a good boy and take good care of him!"
"I PROMISE, MOMMY! I PROMISE!! I'll feed him and walk him and love him!"
"OK, then ..."
"Oh, I will, mommy!! I LOVE YOU!! YOU'RE THE BESTEST MOMMY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!"
P.S. Ooozas come with a complimentary two-week supply of free house-breaking wee-wee pads.** Shipping and handling not included.
**I couldn't fine the original 1970s-era New York City area TV commercial, but you get the idea.
--Regulus
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