Wednesday, September 7, 2016

True Happiness Is a New Puppy (In a Manner of Speaking ...)


"OOOH! OOOH! MOMMY! CAN I KEEP HIM?? CAN I KEEP HIM?? I ALWAYS WANTED ONE!!"

"I dunno -- a Baby Oooza is a lot of work. If I say yes, then I'm counting on you to be a good boy and take good care of him!"

"I PROMISE, MOMMY! I PROMISE!! I'll feed him and walk him and love him!"

"OK, then ..."

"Oh, I will, mommy!! I LOVE YOU!! YOU'RE THE BESTEST MOMMY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!"

P.S. Ooozas come with a complimentary two-week supply of free house-breaking wee-wee pads.** Shipping and handling not included.

**I couldn't fine the original 1970s-era New York City area TV commercial, but you get the idea.

--Regulus

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